2019 Week 16

Packers 21 Duh Bears 33  

“With a final surge, I pulled everything I had left from the now stained, yet glorious, tundra. Staggering to my feet, I reeled and swayed in a gnarly yet determined ascent. I wiped the foul sludgy concoction of mud, grass, blood, sweat, snot, saliva, and shit from my face and gazed down at Duh Bear in the Throes of Death. I knew that I had killed him long before he actually fell for the final time. In his bestial majesty, he continued to fight until the last, and actually could’ve “evened the score” with a desperate lunge that barely missed my vitals. The account settled, I rejoiced in an incredible feeling of being alive. Soaking in the sights, the smells, the sounds, the feeling, and of course the tastes of the moment, I was in a Nirvana-like symbiosis of Peaceful Invigoration. Nothing else mattered, and never could in such a moment, before, after, good, bad, Godly or heathen…”-Excerpt from Slaying Duh Bear

2019 Week 15

Packers 20 Skins 15 

This is not going to be a typical game recap.  Just so you know.  The reason for this isn’t anything the Packers did or didn’t do.  It’s going to be about one of their opposing players this past weekend.  Adrian Peterson.  Peterson was a physical freak in college and in the NFL.  He was consistently at the top of the yardage gained by running backs except for one season and even that showed him as a freak.  He tore his ACL, and MCL in week 12 of the 2011 season.  Normally it takes a full year to return to competition and playing.  Peterson was ready week 1 of the 2012 season and hung 84 yards and 2 touchdowns on the Jaguars. 

2019 Week 14

Packers 31 NJ Giants 13 

Well, it was a pretty good Thanksgiving weekend for me as far as sports went.  Thursday’s Lyins/bears game was a wash with no real clear winner or loser as far as I was concerned.  Saturday saw Badgers get the axe from Minisoda and a chance to play Ohio State this Saturday for the Big10 championship, worst case scenario is Badger are in the Rosebowl. 

2019 Week 13

Packers 8 Santa Clara 37 

“The gap is…not ability, it’s not talent, it’s execution. On paper and lining up we feel really good about our squad against anybody. But execution is the main divider”- Aaron Rodgers on where the Packers stand after the SF blowout
“Offensively I’ve gotta take the lead and get hot in December here”-Rodgers on the remaining Five games

2019 Week 12

Packers vs Santa Clara 

It’s a great opportunity…you don’t want it to go down the gutter” - S Adrian Amos on the team’s position going into SF
“The way we look at it, were going to have to win there one time…It’d be nice to get it done this week” - QB Aaron Rodgers on the likely playoff picture
“Remember, I hold the power to take you at any time from the Packer Bits to the Obit's”-Leaked from an internal Packer ‘Bits memorandum purported to be from “The Editor” men-acingly threatening unknown staff writer(s)

2019 Week 11 - BYE WEEK

Packers 24 Panthers 16

NFL rules state that you cannot pick up a player that is on a pile and take him forward to advance the ball.  Therefore, Christian McCaffrey did NOT score a touchdown!  Nice try Van Houten or whatever his name is! 

2019 Week 10

Packers 11 LaVolts 26 

LB Za'Darius Smith
By now, most of you have read and heard enough reviews on last Sunday’s game, so not to contribute to the ad nauseum, let me sum up the review in two words… Packers Sucked!

2019 Week 09

Packers 31 Chefs 24 

The Conspirators met again, this time behind the blocking sleds by the far reaches of the Packers practice facility. They obviously and routinely saw each other on a regular basis about the team campus, but for obvious reasons kept these extracurricular efforts out of the team and public eye…

2019 Week 08

Packers 42 Radars 24 

Perfect. Explosive. Flawless. Greatest of All Time.  These are words I heard on Sunday after watching the Green Bay Packers demolish the Las Vegas/LA/Oakland Raiders.  These words were used to describe one Aaron Charles Rodgers.  Aaron’s perfect passer rating was the first in 18 years in the NFL, and the first in Packer history.  I was in the Packers Hall of Fame less than 24 hours prior to this and watched Bart Starr sling around a frozen ball like a frisbee in August. (The drive in the Ice Bowl). 

2019 Week 07

Packers 23 Lyins 22 

It’s sad; In case you haven’t heard it anywhere on sports media this week, the Packers are 5-1.  That doesn’t seem to be news, but Trey Flowers hands to the face has made him a national poster child for the “Inept Refs”.  To be honest, that was as much “hands to the face” as it was a Lyins touchdown (see Jimmy’s comments). 

2019 Week 06

Packers 34 Cowgirls 24 

Despite the great victory the Packers had against Dallas, writing this review is personally the least enjoyable I’ve ever written. It’s like work, only with no reward. I’m a little bitter, a little disappointed. Much of what “fire” I’ve had for all of this is currently missing.

2019 Week 05

Packers 27 E-gulls 34 

“I don’t know what pass interference is anymore,” that’s what Coach Matt LaFleur said after Thursday night’s loss to the Philadelphia Eagles.  He was referring, of course, to the third quarter no call when a Philly defender was in the face of MVS, had his hand in his face (illegal use of hands to the face?), and was clearly not playing the ball, killing a drive that would have helped the Packers tie the score or put us ahead.

2019 Week 04

Packers 27 Broncos 16 

I have a confession to make... I was born in Denver and spent the first year of my life there.  You see, my mom had respiratory problems all her life.  Back then, modern medicine claimed that “mountain air” would work wonders on her breathing. 

2019 Week 03

Packers 21 Viqueens 16

Watching TV last night. Again. This is getting to be a habit (?) I was surfing as usual, sampling all the Idiot Box had to offer. I stopped cold on CNN when I saw a familiar face. It was one of the “True Vikings” leaders,

2019 Week 02

Packers 10 Duh Bears 3

Preseason matters.  This past preseason Mitch Trubisky played exactly 3 snaps.  All 3 were handoffs on running plays.  Aaron Rodgers played ZERO.  Trubisky has played 3 seasons.  He’s not a veteran yet, he needs to experience the preseason more.  At least a quarter in game 3.  Aaron is a veteran, but he also needs that in-game experience to shake off any rust.   It’s inherent in his game that he gets rusty. 

2019 Week 01

Packer Backer Bits

Packers 101 ~ Back to the Basics

Once again this year, there are some milestone numbers floating around; the Packers celebrate their 100th birthday (they don’t look a day over 50), name their 15th head coach; it is their 101st season of Football and the NFL starts their 100th season of football. 


The Packers have moved on from Mike McCarthy and we have moved on from Hall of Fame.  Our new home is Spare Time Entertainment, located at 822 Congaree Rd in Greenville.  We invite you to check it out if you get the chance.  More information will follow  in the weeks leading up to our season opener on Thursday, September 5th at 8:20 against duh bears who, in my humble opinion, Still Suck. Bleeding GB-positive My Friends, Packer John

2018 Week 18 YEE

Thank You Packer Fans

Some of you have come up to me during the year to tell me how much you appreciate the work I do for the club, I smile and say ‘thank you’ knowing I am taking some underserved credit.  I am not the only one that makes this club run; I’m just the most visible.

2018 Week 17

Packers 00 Lyins 31

In the preview article, I called this The Nothing Bowl.  One team played like it was Nothing, the other team played like it was a Bowl. 
The Detroit Lions made the Green Bay Packers look BAD. This game was so bad, I didn’t want to write this article, but journalistic integrity (and threats by Packer John) made me do it.